But she does have a pet fish
I’ve given up on OkCupid.
Online dating has totally lost its appeal. Except it never really had any appeal to begin with. Because I hate
I’ve stopped logging in daily. Stopped checking my messages. Stopped poring over profiles in search of sexy Julie Andrews look-alikes who make my hills alive with the sound of music.
Plus, I’m pretty sure Julie Andrews isn’t even on OkCupid. She’s more of an eHarmony kind of gal.
But OkCupid hasn’t given up on me.
I’m the lucky recipient of this charming note:
You’re probably wondering whether I’ll respond.
Of course I’ll respond.
As soon as I find the appropriate sorry-your-grandparents-and-father-are-dead-and-you’re-pushing-30-and-still-live-at-home-and-also-I-dislike-your-hobbies-and-bad-spellers-an-misplaced-modifiers-which-I’d-be-willing-to-overlook-if-you-even-remotely-resembled-my-celebrity-crush-but-I-can’t-tell-because-your-photo-is-sideways-and-that’s-probably-an-analogy-for-your-life ecard.
Someecards.com usually has a really good selection.